Dad: I love that I tried to type in "Leather and Lace" and my phone autocorrected to "lefse."
Me: I assumed you were going to say your phone looked up porn.
Dad: No, this is better. You can get too old for porn, but you're never too old for lefse.
Runs in the Family
Monday, December 14, 2015
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Friday, May 31, 2013
Uncle: *whispers to me* Your mom will never be nice. Trust me.
Mom: *whispers to me* I am going to slit his throat before the night is over. Seriously.
Mom: *whispers to me* I am going to slit his throat before the night is over. Seriously.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Me: Okay, well, you can definitely come visit me. We'll figure out the dates further down the road.
Kelly: I might text you. Like, "I'm at your front door. Let's do this."
Kelly: I might text you. Like, "I'm at your front door. Let's do this."
Me: They really don't want me to get pregnant on this medication. I'd give birth to, like, a frog or something.
Kelly: Don't do that! I don't want a frog niece. I DON'T WANT A FROG NIECE.
Kelly: Don't do that! I don't want a frog niece. I DON'T WANT A FROG NIECE.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
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