We are at a baseball game on Father's Day. The scoreboard lights up with choices for songs to be played. The idea is that you text a vote to pick which song. One is Father's Day related, the other two are just random, popular country songs.

Announcer: Aaaaand you've chosen, Carrie Underwood's All-American Girl!
Dad: What?? That's not very Father's Day.
Me: I love you Dad. Today is about you as far as I'm concerned!
Dad: Fuck you.