Kelly explains a Star Wars concept to me.

Kelly: Have you ever heard of Mandalorians?

Me: Sounds familiar.

Kelly: The king of the Mandolorians is Mandalor.  .... It's quite convenient.

Jeff and I are driving to Nebraska.

Me: Don't they make you turn over your car when you get across the border, so as not to scare the locals? They'd be like, "A HORSELESS CARRIAGE! A HORSELESS CARRIAGE!"

Jeff: "IT'S SATAN'S WORK!"