Mom: Jumper's on next. That's a GREAT movie!

Me: ......

Mom: You'd love it.
Me: Sure.

Mom: What? You don't believe me? You don't want to travel that fast? Poof! You're in Paris!

Me: I'm not saying I don't want the power. I'm saying I don't want to watch the movie.

Mom: .....

Me: We could always watch Gigli.

Mom: *frown*

Me: Oh. So there is a line.